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Bees love weed? Millenials living with their parents? Let's talk about Science! (3 News Jokes)

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Bees love weed? Millenials living with their parents? Let's talk about Science! (3 News Jokes)

Bees+weed, arrows to the chest, and millenials won't leave home.

Geoff Plitt
Sep 22, 2020
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Bees love weed? Millenials living with their parents? Let's talk about Science! (3 News Jokes)

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Researchers at Cornell University have discovered that bees love marijuana almost as much as we do. Here's hoping they've finally found a way to turn killer bees into chiller bees.

A Brazilian expert on uncontacted Amazon tribes was killed by an arrow to the chest. It turns out he'd ordered a quiver of arrows from Amazon Prime and they just arrived way too fast.

A new analysis of Census data revealed that for the first time since the Great Depression, more than half of twenty-somethings in the U.S. live with their parents. More like the Great Regression. Hey at least us 30-somethings have it all figured out. Right, Mom?

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