Beer Made With Buffalo Hot Sauce? Let's Talk About US News! (6 News Jokes)

Let's start with the Buckeye State. In Cleveland, a statue of a sleeping "homeless Jesus" was so convincing, someone called the cops about it. Wow! I guess Jesus WAS black!

Some entertainers will do anything to keep the show alive. In Oklahoma, The Flaming Lips did a concert with every audience member in their own giant plastic bubble. Trump fans at rallies do this too, just metaphorically.

In Riverside, the DEA executed a drug bust that yielded enough meth for every man, woman and child in the US. This amount is also known as "one Charlie Sheen weekend".

Now I like beer as much as the next guy, but this is too much. A brewery in Texas has released a beer made with buffalo hot sauce. Apparently it's even better when you chase it with a shot of Hidden Valley Ranch!

In Florida, a mail sorting facility got a surprise when they discovered a package containing an illegal horse skeleton. That's strange, I thought they stopped the Pony Express.

In New York, an ice-making machine burst into flames at an ice-skating rink. Oh, that's how they make Icy Hot!