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In the music world, DJ Erick Morillo, the "I like to move it, move it" guy, has died. His funeral will be this Saturday, this Saturday.
In television, an erect penis was shown on British TV for the first time. The Brits reportedly didn't mind since it was a nice break from the flaccid penis they're used to.
Tyler Perry is now an official billionaire. Which means we can look forward to his next movie "Madea Hires a Lobbyist".
Disney's new "Mulan" movie is now available for home rental. I hope they plan to release a line of makeup for her character, because they'll make a killing with Mulan Rouge.
Robert Pattionson, the actor currently shooting as the new Batman, has sadly been infected with COVID-19. I'm shocked! How does a guy who hangs out in a batcave get coronavirus?