Apple's New "AirTags" Help You Never Lose Anything Again
(And More TECH News)
Quick update from Cupertino. Apple's hot new product is something called AirTags, which helps you find lost items. Apple says the AirTags will ensure you'll never lose anything again... except all your money on frivolous Apple purchases.
Check this out. According to experts, American honey is radioactive from decades of nuclear bomb testing. So if your honey says "Grade A", now you know the "A" stands for "Atomic". And that's why just like radioactive waste, your honey lasts forever!
This is cool. Scientists say people who lost their sense of smell due to Covid can do "smell training" rehab to get it back. Apparently it works something like this. (Rocky montage).
In the UK, scientists have found evidence of human-to-cat Covid transmission. The good news is, they're working on a vaccine for cats. The bad news is, your cat may refuse to take it.
Finally, SpaceX has successfully sent four astronauts to the International Space Station on one of their "recycled" reusable rockets. Oh, I'm getting an update: the rocket has fallen apart because someone didn't separate their trash from their plastics. And that person... is YOU!