Anti-Vaxx Protestors Blocked Access to Dodger Stadium Vaccination Site?

(And More CORONAVIRUS News)

In Los Angeles, far-right anti-vaxxer protestors blocked access to Dodger Stadium, where people were lined up to get vaccinated for coronavirus. As punishment, they will be forced to get vaccinated and watch all Dodgers games for the rest of the year.

Get this. The airport in Oakland is selling COVID 19 tests out of vending machines. The way it works is, if you're the type of person who would buy a COVID test from a vending machine... you have coronavirus.

This sounds made up but it's real: activists from PETA are asking people to stop using words like "pig" and "chicken" as insults because it’s offensive to animals. How dare they tell us what do do, those rat-bastards. This bird-brained monkey-business must be stopped. In fact, let's stop calling PETA members humans because that's offensive— to me.

The pandemic is changing how we pay for things, with a new study saying 3 in 10 Americans said they make no purchases using cash in a typical week. And for those people who miss the experience of touching cash, you can always reach your hand into a public garbage can to get a similar amount of bacteria exposure.

Finally, China has a new anal Covid test, and released this video of it being demonstrated on a dummy. The test comes in three sizes, small, medium and Kim Kardashian.