Alex Jones Is Sick of QAnon?

(And Other CRAZY News)

In smokin' babe news, Playboy model Tahlia Paris says she joined Bumble to "date like a normal girl" but had her profile rejected for being "too hot". Funny, that's the same reason Bumble rejected my profile.

This made me laugh. There's a new viral video where conspiracy theorist Alex Jones rants about QAnon, saying "I'm Sick of It!". You know what? That's exactly what a satan-worshipping child trafficker who drinks the blood of babies would say... Get him!

Here's something strange. A lawmaker in New York state has introduced a bill to ban bulletproof vests. But don't worry, you can still purchase bulletproof scarves and turtlenecks.

Finally, the wealthy businessman behind sugar substitute "Sweet'N Low" has died. He has requested that his ashes be placed in a pink packet, thrown in the back of a silverware drawer, and left there unnoticed for years.