Ahmed Bharoocha Says Humans Have Really Screwed Cows Over

Also: Ian Karmel and South Park

Summer is in full-swing and I’m surprised you’re even on a device right now. Shouldn’t you be at a beach or pool? I guess I should be as well. Touché.

First, be a mensch and check out my latest joke-filled recaps of politics, entertainment, and crazy news stories.

And now, gorge on these comedy entrées:

1. Ahmed Bharoocha dissects the ways we disrespect cows, reveals he’s afraid of cats, and admits to graduating college with a theater degree:

2. Ian Karmel makes sense of his name, imagines a conversation with God about bacon-wrapped scallops and explains why a fish that invades people’s penises proves atheism:

3. Comedy Central has a new clip from South park where Randy worries that a secret event from his past may have started the COVID-19 pandemic:

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- Geoff