A Toilet for Space? The Weirdest News of the Week! (4 Jokes)

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A 2-year-old has become best friends with a skeleton, and brings him everywhere he goes. In a related story, his cousin who bullied him constantly has been missing for months.

A town in New York called Swastika voted to keep their name. We've obtained exclusive footage of that vote by a show of hands.

John Wayne Bobbitt is in the hospital again, where he will have his infected left foot amputated by a surgeon. A surgeon? I guess Lorena wasn't available. I wonder if, just for old time's sake, he'll throw the foot into an empty field and try to find it again the next day.

NASA is sending an experimental, $23 million toilet to the space station. So now when astronauts make a Big Bang it will no longer smell like Uranus.