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A New Pregnant Man Emoji?

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A New Pregnant Man Emoji?

(And More CRAZY News Stories)

Geoff Plitt
Jul 27, 2021
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Good news, emoji fans. There will be several new emojis later this year-- including a pregnant man. It's perfect for everyday scenarios like when your friend says "whatcha doing" and you don't have the energy to write back "I'm watching that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, JUNIOR."

In nutrition news, food experts are reminding people that Pringles, Pop Tarts, Fruit by the Foot, Ritz Crackers, Bagels, and Swedish Fish, are all part of a Vegan diet. I guess that's true, but guess what? If you eat nothing but those things, it's also all part of getting diabetes!

Here's something weird. A voice actor who does impersonations of The Rock has revealed that he is in a "throuple" with a wife and a lover, all living together. The wife wants to leave but says she's stuck between The rock and a hard place. I give it 6 months before they're all in throuples therapy.

In Ohio, a state trooper used the Heimlich maneuver to save a driver from choking on a bag of weed. That's crazy-- a cop actually helping someone who couldn't breathe!

Finally, some good news from the scene of the Florida condo collapse tragedy: a family was reunited after 2 weeks with their missing cat, Binx. Oh I'm getting an update: once the authorities discovered the cat was related to Jar Jar it was placed right back into the rubble.

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