A "Game of Thrones" Musical is Coming to Broadway!
(And more ENTERTAINMENT News)
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Here's something cool. Oscar Mayer has a new promotion where they're offering free shoelaces that smell like bacon. If you add shoestring fries, it's part of a complete breakfast. All this does is confirm my theory that the CEO of Oscar Meyer is... a Golden Retriever.
Did you guys catch this? A "Game of Thrones'' musical is headed to Broadway. It's a big win for the producers because it will use a fraction of the usual costume budget for a Broadway show, due to the actors being naked 90% of the time.
Finally, according to new research, men who get Covid-19 have a three times higher risk of erectile dysfunction. Oh I'm getting an update: scientists have created a vaccine for both, called Johnson and Bigger Johnson.