A Cat Dragged in a Two-Headed Snake?

And more WEIRD news!

In New Jersey, a runaway parrot was rescued from the top of City Hall. Apparently he was running away from the local mob 'cause he sang like a canary.

In Oklahoma, a Walmart store was evacuated when a skunk wandered inside. Employees became suspicious when they smelled something less horrible than the typical Walmart customer.

In Florida a woman got a surprise when her cat dragged in a two-headed snake. That headline one more time: a heroic Florida housecat captured a goddamn hydra!

In England, and this sounds made up but it's real... a paroled murderer who wielded a narwhal tusk to stop a London Bridge terrorist received a royal pardon for his remaining sentence. I have so many questions. Where did he get a narwhal tusk? Can I have one? Those are all of my questions.

In Tennessee, a 7 ft tall man has been dubbed the world's tallest firefighter. Apparently before being promoted to firefighter, his first job was being the ladder.

In Oklahoma, a retired US judge is back in the courtroom as a perp this time, charged with using a penis pump on himself while judging cases. From a legal perspective, he's innocent until proven horny. Personally, I hope the guy gets a stiff penalty.

Finally, In Germany, a man set a world record with 516 body modifications. Sadly, the only thing he couldn't modify... was his heart.